DiGiorno Responds to Blasphemous Peppermint Candy Cane Pizza
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DiGiorno is not pleased with this person’s peppermint pie
2017 is the year of putting random toppings on foods where they don’t belong. First, a man baked candy corn onto pizza, then someone made a Pop-Tart cheese sandwich, followed by another guy who defaced a Pop-Tart with mustard. Most recently, just in time to ruin the holidays, a man cooked peppermint candy canes onto a DiGiorno pie. But the frozen pizza brand has made it clear it won’t deal with this type of negativity.
“’Tis the season…to be jolly, my dudes,” David Sanchez wrote on Twitter alongside step-by-step photos of his villainous creation.
“NO NO NO,” DiGiorno’s national Twitter account replied. “First candy corn. Now candy canes. Net PLEASE STOP DOING THIS.”
Naturally, other users are suggesting more absurd pizza toppings — eggnog, pumpkin spice (which actually already exists), Lucky Charms, cookies, jelly beans, and Valentine’s Day candy hearts —to all of which DiGiorno replied: “Reasons to contemplate deleting your Twitter account.”
But Sanchez claims his creation hit the spot.
"It was excellent," he told The Daily Meal. "Probably making another for Christmas dinner (winky face emoji)."
As we move into the new year, everyone’s resolution should be to not vandalize perfectly delicious foods. As businessman and administrator Bert Lance once said, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” For more concepts that need to kick the bucket, check out the dumbest food trends of 2017.
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Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
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Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
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Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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Lullabye for the new world order by synecdochic
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Summary
Two years ago, Tseng of the Turks heard Tifa, the newly-hired waitress at the Turks' favorite slum bar, drop a tray of glass and start swearing in Wutaian. Half an hour later, she was looking him in the eye and telling him she grew up in Nibelheim -- and was there when Nibelheim went up in flames.
Since that moment, he's been doing everything he needs to do in order to get her and Rufus in the same room, because he knows she has answers to the questions that have been plaguing him and the man he's loyal to since the moment they heard of the town's destruction -- answers that might mean Shinra's destruction, or its salvation.
And perhaps unfortunately for Tseng, his plan is about to work.
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